klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(via a-corner-of-my-universe)

shisnojon:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds


how much piss you think that ball pit holds?

shisnojon:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

how much piss you think that ball pit holds?

(via tribvlmvtter)

(via nymfinity)

avengersonna:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Who names someone fucktardshitcorn

avengersonna:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

Who names someone fucktardshitcorn

(via violentsmiles)

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

(via violentsmiles)

your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it
— (via bl-ossomed)

(via nymfinity)

modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

(via violentsmiles)

milsobitchesbelike:

Do you ever get scared driving on base cuz you’re afraid you’ll end up in some super secret restricted area and get shot? Irrational fear is still fear